rapidashpatronus:

catsbeaversandducks:

“My cat, Daisy, has started getting a few gentlemen callers to the house. She has no interest in any of them but I tried to explain this to one of them. I call him Silken Thomas.”

Video/caption by Will Murphy - Also on Instagram

“Nghyeeh!”

“Hello!”

“Yeeagagioaw!”

*laughs* “Are you looking for Daisy? Huh? Are you? Are you looking for Daisy?”

“Nyaow.”

“Are you? Yes? Well, I’m sorry to say, but she - Daisy is not here. So you’re gonna have to come home later and even then, I don’t think she’ll see you, ok?”

“..?!! NKAEEYOW!”

“Hey, I don’t make the rules, buddy.”

“NOW! NAANG!… KAAang! Aghaowng!”

“I - hey, there’s no need to take your aggression out on me. I don’t… make the rules. Daisy doesn’t like you, ok, so -“

“krrrAAM!”

“Alright, you’re being very aggressive, sir, so I’m going to have to put an end to this conversation, ok? Ok. … … BOOP.”

“ngaaaang :(“